A Bloody Chain

I got one of these. Oh well. May as well do it.

Top 5 Birthday Presents You Wish For:
1) Happiness, i.e. skill as a flourisher, a concept artist, a high paying job)
2) Synonymous with (1) perhaps: friends
3) Title deeds and legal ownership of Apple, Microsoft and Adobe
4) 20 bricks of Jerry's Nuggets Casino Playing Cards (each cost over 500 dollars)
5) 20 dozen Tally Ho Playing Cards (why the fuck are they so expensive)

Answer The Following Questions:
1) The person who tagged you is?
Huimin, i.e. GOD.

2) Your relationship with him/her is?
Worshipper.

That's Czech for ordinary friend, you silly bastards.

3) Your 5 impressions of him/her?
Friendly, funny, witty, a little siao, and rather helpful.

4) The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?
Listened to me.

5) The most memorable words he/she had said to you?
"I'm GOD."

6) If he/she becomes your lover, you would?
Nuh-uh, not possible.

7) If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she will have to improve on is?
I said it's not fucking possible.

8) If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?
Not possible either, methinks.

9) If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason would be?
The reason would be that it's all in your head.

Remember, there is no spoon...

10) The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is?
Say thank you.

11) Your overall impression of him/her is?
Bloody popular.

12) How do you think people around you will feel about you?
Eccentric bastard.

13) The characteristic you love of yourself is?
Self-proclaimed bastard.

14) The most ideal person you want to be is?
Me.

Ideally I wouldn't want to undergo a skin transplant just to be someone else, thank you.

15) For people that care and like you, say something to them.
There's probably only a few of these people, but I can only say thank you for noticing my existence.

I'll finish the rest of the crap later.

Edit: Huimin REALLY is waiting for the rest of the crap. Oh well, I shall oblige.

Ahahaha I'm posting the rest more of because I want to do the questions, not because I want to know how they feel about me. They probably don't know of the existence of this blog anyway. Some have received the quiz already anyway.

With the exception of a few. The few on my Links list. And a few others. :)

Don't worry, none of them are the Larger-than-life's.

16) Pass this quiz to 10 people you wish to know how they feel about you.
1) Peiyang
2) Huimin
3) Yixian
4) Natalie
5) Huilin
6) Sophia
7) Jane
8) Yishun
9) Weini
10) Jasmine

Who is No. 6 [Sophia] having a relationship with?
Ahahahahahaha what an irony!

Is No. 9 [Weini] a male or a female?
Pretty much a female. Exhibits characteristics that are symptoms of having testosterone in the bloodstream nevertheless.

If No. 7 [Jane] and No. 10 [Jasmine] are together, will it be a good thing?
It certainly would be an entertaining show.

How ’bout No. 5 [Huilin] and No. 8 [Yishun]?
Well, if they're together, I can do nothing about it, can I? ;) Wish them good luck, people!

What is No. 2 [Huimin] studying about?
The Art of Godliness, textbook being "Being a God for Dummies". Chapters include "How Genesis Works", "How Not to Screw Up When Creating Living Things", "Why Manifesting Self to Humans is a Bad Idea", "Garnering Worshippers and a Massive Fanbase" and "Answering Millions of Prayers Daily".

When was the last time you had a chat with No. 3 [Yixian]?
Friday. I always chat.

I'm a nice guy.

What kind of music band does No. 8 [Yishun] likes?
No clue. Wanna tell me?

Does No. 1 [Peiyang] have any siblings?
As far as I know, no. But he makes up for it.

Would you woo No. 3 [Yixian]?
No.

How about No. 7 [Jane]?
No.

Is No. 4 [Natalie] single?
Apparently so. Why all the dating questions? Finding prospects?

What is the surname of No. 5 [Huilin]?
Chong.

As in Worm.

What is the nickname of No. 10 [Jasmine]
Neko.

What is the hobby of No. 4 [Natalie]?
Err, pretty sure it's Pottery.

Does No. 5 [Huilin] and No. 9 [Weini] get along well?
I sure hope so. Rivalry between girls means World War II.

Where is No. 2 [Huimin] studying at?
Institution of Heavenly Worship. Apply by drowning yourself in turpentine.

Talk something casually about No. 1 [Peiyang].
Hm.

Um.

Er.

Nice guy. Ya. Yes!!

Oh, and.

I hate your laugh.

Have you tried developing feelings for No. 8[Yishun]?
You sick pervert.

Where does No. 9 [Weini] live at?
Hahaha, you want to visit her? She lives at Weini's house.

Are No. 1 [Peiyang] and No. 5 [Huilin] best friends?
No. But they're friends. More than associates.

Does No. 7 [Jane] likes No. 2 [Huimin]?
In more ways than one I'm sure.

And there's a grammatical error in the question.

Sorry, I'm a grammar nazi. Godwin's Law of the Internet hereby comes into effect.

How did you get to know No. 2 [Huimin]?
I was in the same class as her.

Does No. 1 [Peiyang] have any pets?
No. If he does, I don't know about it. Pretty sure they wouldn't last very long though.

Is No. 7 [Jane] the sexiest person on Earth?
You sure leave the sickest questions to the last, don't you?

Fin.