The Divine Punch

A really, really, odd question once popped up.

X asked incredulously:

"How can anyone believe in something they haven't seen?? Has anyone ever seen God at all?"

I felt pressed to answer.

"No, He filed a restraining order to the Supreme Court of Justice against you, and therefore you can't see him. And no, I'm not telling you where He is, or you'll continue your stalking."


But seriously, why the hell do people always want a literal answer to everything? In any religion, when the people say they've "seen" God, they just mean they acknowledge him, in whatever form or manner that happens to be so for them. Why in the world do you have to take it SO. BLOODY. LITERALLY?


Geez, just get an imagination, will you? Learn some basics on metaphors, similes and other language devices, and you may JUST make your way through this world. :)


I seriously wish I had a Divine Punch or something to deal with stupid people like this.

And the Lord spake, saying, "And in the beginning, there was the Hand. First shalt thou close the Five Fingers of the Hand, no more, no less. Five shalt be the number of fingers thou shalt close, and the number of fingers closed shalt be five. Six thou shalt not close, neither close thou four, excepting that thou proceed to five. Seven is out of the question.

Once thou closest five fingers, five being the fifth number, thou shalt form the Holy Fist. Upon formation of thy Fist, thou then shalt proceed to launch thy Holy Fist at thy foe, whom being naughty in my sight, shalt kick the bucket.

:) End.