The Great Question!

The answer. To the great question. The one and only question that dwarfs all your algebra, all your calculus, all your physics and all your theology.

The question: Life, Universe, and Everything.

I CAN ANSWER THIS ONE! ME! ME! TEACHER! PICK ME!

And a giant voice booms out of the rolling clouds, "YES, YOU MAY ANSWER THE QUESTION. THE QUESTION OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!"

Awesome. Go, me!

Oh shit, wait, it's not a question. Questions need question marks right?

No duh! So wokay, let's add some.

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What's the meaning of life?

Shit, what kind of answer you expecting? It's the same as asking "What's the meaning of mouldy Swiss cheese?". Aww, disappointing. :( I had expected to be able to answer.

But hey, there's more.

Why are we here?

Oh shit, what the hell. Where else were you expecting to be? Buried in the depths of a hot sun twenty kilometers in a dense fireball of hydrogen? Shit! I guess your deity put you in the wrong place eh? No worries man! I'll note your deity to drop you somewhere in that vicinity in your next lifetime.

What's the meaning of everything?

Kinda the same as question 1, really. But there's a definitive answer for this one. I mean, YAY! I get to answer a question. WOOTS!

The answer is...

Is...

Is...

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FORTY-TWO!



I mean, yeah, that's the answer, all right. And if you still haven't gotten my posting style yet, highlight the above to find the answer.

Mm.