You, Yourself, Yellow

Man, it's one thing to have an inflated ego, but it's completely another to have that proven irrevocably and convincingly by a machine.

And it's Wikipedia, at that. How cool is that?

Take a look at this:


Got this lot of stuff while I was surfing Wikipedia. I highlighted the box in red, and underlined all the... amusing entries in red too.

I established the Blue Hill Meteorological Observatory in 1885, which maintains the longest-running meteorological record of any observation site in the United States.

Wow, man, even I didn't know I could be so useful. The line "you hold 15 entries in the Guinness Book of Records for material properties, including best insulator and lowest-density solid?" brought me a stomach ache, sufficient to say. The line "is a rare infection of subcutaneous tissues that results in the you of the flesh?" is rather depressing though, however it doesn't make sense so I'm inclined to discard it :)
Awesome. I love me.